Perhaps I Should Have Been."

   Worked it out today, perhaps I should have been a tree.

 Yes they are usually tall, no can't say I am that.

 Sometimes they are thin, can't say I am that.

 Yes, and sometimes they are fat, I am not going to answer that.

  They shed their bark, and underneath it is all smooth and flat.

 Hummm, they say we shed our skin cells. So what is wrong here.

 I can definetly say, no smooth and flat, happens here.

 The tree has got the life, I can see.

   But then I see leg cocking Spoilt Black Dog.

 No, I am happy I think, just being me.