"Ho Ho, Oh! No."

    I was,  Oh so, really ready, all set for Christmas Day.

  Then I felt something was not quite right .

  The presents were all wrapped in all their Christmas bling.

   But when I looked,  there was something just not right.

  There was a parcel missing, nowhere to be seen.

  Inside that pretty paper, all wrapped up for the day.

  Was a stick of hot Salami, one brothers favourite fare.

  Nowhere to be found.Then I spied a guilty face,

 Someone had left the door ajar, in walked one big black dog.

 He has munched his way through the whole darn lot.

 Leaving no clues to where he had been.