"Fifty Shades of !!!!!

  Well I'm hot, now I've got your attention, for the moment anyway. Who has gone and turned up the heat, it has turned into true Summer weather. You know the stuff that makes you moan and groan and sweat and take as many clothes of as you dare.
    I can tell you there are Fifty Shades of Green  and Grey in the garden, add a splash of colour here and there to spice it up abit. A snake in the garden shed, so there is abit more of that,"Fifty Shades of Stuff," didn't harem dancers always sway and wiggle with a snake in tow.
   That new Young Stud Rooster has come into his own, since the old one fell of his perch, and went to Rooster Heaven.  Hangs out all day with a white lady and then, ditches her and sleeps with a black one.
   Plus it has been that season to be jolly, hence many chocolates have appeared. Fine for all those adds, with Strawberries, with that little bit of chocolate, on the end, always being devoured by some skinny piece of goods. Don't they realise that not everyone wears chocolate well. I wear it best on my hips. Not feeling so jolly now.
   So all and all, the place has really gone to the pack since someone turned up the heat.
45 degrees forecast for this week..
   Give me "Fifty Shades of Winter" anytime.